Buster Keaton broke his neck to get a laugh out of me
I am a laugh junkie
without sympathy
I think he got off easy
I know the feeling
I constantly crave the sound of making people laugh
though my love of laughter is so selfish
so I get no such rush hearing laughter inspired by other people
like an alcoholic watching another drink
he can think what the other feels after so many drinks
but he cannot feel how it feels to be drunk unless he is good and drunk
drunk for an alcoholic is sober for the rest of us
with practice even the most dimwitted can learn to be a functioning alcoholic
meaning he’s under the influence of alcohol most of the time
meaning he can get by at activities the rest of us would find impossible to try
after so many beers
like walking, talking, drinking
leaving me thinking nothing except I should be thinking about what not to be thinking
this puppy dog chasing its tail
after awhile
you start to root for the puppy
“Come on, puppy! Catch your tail!”
Let’s say the puppy catches his own tail
then what?
Face first into this stream of consciousness
currents carrying me past the bodies of dead memories that bob up and down
so old and water logged
that I can’t even see
what they used to mean to me
could be comedy could be tragedy
they could mean anything
all I know is what I used to believe
is now make believe
and what I used to see as hazy
looking at the horizon dissecting the sky and the sea
on the hottest of summer days
and I trust my eyes less than I can throw them
knowing the horizon is not really swimming in the heat
that the horizon doesn’t even exist
it is just a fine line traced by this mind
these lies my eyes devise
to parallel truth
and even dreams seem real
some times realer than a reel of reality
shining upon a real movie screen
where we laugh at the man falling down
not standing up.