Don’t you hate it when you post something personal on Facebook
I don’t have cancer!
and you have 800 friends
and you get just 2 likes
that means 798 people would like me to have cancer
these are my Facebook friends
there’s the flaw with Facebook
they don’t let you Enemy anyone
it’s just Friend-Unfriend
there should be an Enemies button
we are now Enemies
do you accept to be Enemies with Peter Fulton
Yes! We are now Enemies! I Enemy you!
Peter and John are now Enemies.
And for that one guy you really hate
that Warren Sawkue’s of your life
you can Mortal Enemy them.
And on Mortal Enemy info
you don’t post likes and favorites
you post your hates, fears, insecurities
that only your Mortal Enemy has access to
and when you click to be Mortal Enemies the screen turns to fire
and a voice:
YOU ARE NOW MORTAL ENEMIES WITH SATAN.
No! I never enemies you back!
READ YOUR FACEBOOK CONTRACT.
He with the most Mortal Enemies would be the most influential man in the world.
She with the most Mortal Enemies would be the most influential woman in the world.
If they teamed up they could take over the world.
Keep your friends close
and your enemies on Facebook.