Everyone is their own equation waiting to be solved
with study you can break anyone down to their lowest common denominator
Every abstract painting is a self portrait if you painted it or not.
Anyone who thinks they’re smart is an idiot.
Anyone who thinks they’re an idiot is probably right.
My friend said she can put all men into two categories: Stupid or Obvious
I asked her which I was in
she said, “If you don’t know…”
Still, I know I live blind drunk to dramatic irony:
the more I drink tonight, the thirstier I’ll be tomorrow.