It’s Impossible To Be Impossible

You can’t sing and blow the tuba at the same time.

Nothing is impossible.

Therefore, it’s impossible to be impossible.

God could create a stone that even He couldn’t lift.

That rock would have to be so small that even He couldn’t see it.

Therefore, sometimes even the omnipotent is impotent.

Most people have never read the Bible cover to cover.

Most North Americans swear on Bibles as acts of loyalty.

Therefore, most people will swear to what they’ve never read.

Tomorrow’s another day.

So was yesterday.

Therefore, tomorrow was yesterday.

See you yesterday.

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