You are what you eat
karma can be as simple as
eat well, feel well
eat McDonalds, feel like shit.
There are certain words I avoid on menus
All our food has observed the ten second rule
Dieting? Let our parasites do all the work! Eat yourself thin!
Selling food shouldn’t be so difficult
we all need it
if you already got us in the restaurant obviously we’re ready for it
still, I know how hard the service industry can be
I was a very sensitive waiter.
I’d get to the table and the patrons would stop talking & I’d say
“You were talking about me again, weren’t you?”
Later I see a sign that reads:
“Just Like Mom’s Cooking.”
What is that, a threat? Have you tasted my mom’s cooking?
Why do you think I need a restaurant?
Another restaurant sign: “We’re family owned!” Big deal, so’s the mafia.
I just had deja vu in reverse: where I had deja vu thinking I was going to have deja vu.
Suddenly now feels like yesterday
when I was asked, ‘Did I enjoy myself at the party?’
I enjoyed the food, drink, conversation. But, how exactly did I enjoy myself?
It was New Years yesterday
as it will be if you read this 366 days from now.
Happy New Years
I hope this is the one we like so much
we never feel the need to create a new menu of time.