Announcer: He was just a regular priest, till he got the call.
God: Father Flattery?
Priest: Who is this?
God: This is God. I have a job for you.
Priest: I already work for you.
God: I want you to find the men who killed my son.
Announcer: From that day on he was Private Eye Priest, on a crusade to bring the murderers to justice!
[Private Eye Priest has suspect sitting in a wooden chair beneath a hot lamp.]
Priest: Ok, Judas, fess up. You turned turncoat and sold him out for a few measly pieces of silver.
Judas: Do you know what silver is worth these days?
Priest: You gave him a kiss and gave him away.
Judas: I loved him.
Priest: And you knew you could never have him, so you had him killed.
Judas: You’ve got nothing on me.
Priest: [Opening Bible.] I’ve got it all right here. Tell me what do you know about Matthew 26: 48? Where were you on the night of April 6, Year 33?
Judas: I was at a dinner party with some friends. There was lots of wine, Jesus is always so generous, so I don’t remember so well.
Priest: I have the sworn written testimony of four eye witnesses: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John that you sold him out.
Judas: You’ll never take me alive! [Judas draws gun, fires. The hand of God reaches down and catches the bullet giving Private Eye Priest time to disarm and handcuff Judas.]
Priest: Thanks, man!
Announcer: Yes, Private Eye Priest, with his trusty sidekick, God, are one hell of a team!