My friend, Dave’s girlfriend, Cassandra, threw a surprise party for his birthday. Dave’s got a bit of taste for the pot. Pot can make you paranoid. When he walked in, thirty strong shouted: “Surprise!”
Dave, who had just smoked up, asked: “Is this an intervention?”
He was so stunned that we’d all come out for his surprise party, it took us a good ten minutes to talk him out of the bathroom and convince him that it was a surprise party, not an intervention. Had it been an intervention, it would have been the best and worst intervention ever.