In first year philosophy we were taught the structure of syllogy:
All men are mortal/Socrates is a man/therefore, Socrates is mortal.
Our Professor told us to come up with a collection of our own. Here are some of mine. You can grade them for yourself.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Therefore, Stevie Wonder is love.
Japanese have the longest life expectancy.
All Japanese speak Japanese.
Therefore, to increase life expectancy, you must speak Japanese.
Soccer is the most popular sport in this world.
Hockey is the most popular sport in Canada.
Therefore, Canada is not in this world.
The Irish are drunks who will fight you.
Racial stereotypes hurt everyone.
Therefore, the Irish are racial stereotypes.
Cannibal children hate eating their vegetables.
The paraplegic are people, too.
Therefore, cannibal children are picky eaters.