Category Archives: You Tell Me

CB24 News reports: “Canadian dollar moves lower amid worries in Europe.” Ok, I’m no economist, but, why is the Loonie getting screwed over by worries over in Europe?  (For all readers outside Canada, the ‘Loonie’ is the official name of … Continue reading →

Did you know the world is ending on Dec. 21st? Hey, just ask a Mayan. Does anyone here know a Mayan? Has anyone ever met a Mayan? Why are we following their calendar? Do you own a Mayan watch? Is … Continue reading →

This is the part where I’m supposed to write words but if you see by the title I’m having a hard enough time just hitting the right keys on the keyboard. I keep having to go back and delete mistakes. … Continue reading →

I’m so mad I could scream.  These words read as my scream in silence. Think of all the worst words you know and hear them screaming in your head, that’s how I feel right now. Don’t write angry, don’t write … Continue reading →

In all of those moments, it’s not the orgasm I remember, but before the orgasm, the anticipation of it. Like baseball happens between the action, my sexual nostalgia is filled with these sorts of innings. Have you ever tried to … Continue reading →

What went on in the mind of a caveman before the use of language? How pure were their thoughts? It’s impossible to put words to their thoughts, because as soon as you do, you pollute them, distort them with meanings … Continue reading →

I need your help. The following is what I typed this morning as soon as I awoke from my dream. This is the first dream I have remembered in years, so I think this must be a very meaningful dream, … Continue reading →

I’ve never been here before, but it doesn’t matter, I can’t see it. I’m here, but, I still haven’t been here. Too fast and too deep inside the earth’s core to call this England. I met a traveler in Thailand … Continue reading →

The Tokyo Subway Service pays people to push people onto crowded subways during rush hour. This must be a good job to wake up grumpy for; you wake up in a bad mood, Monday morning, go to work and get … Continue reading →

You probably noticed, I live in English. I speak in English, breathe in English, dream in English. You probably also noticed that the English language is incredibly unstable in its attempt at grammar. English grammar has the stability of liquid nitrogen. Trying to pin … Continue reading →