Category Archives: The Book of Genesis: The Soap Opera

Announcer:  When we last left off  (Sept. 4)  Mr. Satan had offered to stay on full time as wet nurse. Adam had opposed the offer, while Eve liked the idea. Mr. Satan:  So what’s it going to be? Deal, or … Continue reading →

Announcer:  When we last left off  (Aug 2)  Adam had gone up to God’s cottage to ask for a wet nurse for Eve. God had slammed the door in Adam’s face, as Adam challenged Him that he’d only worship Him … Continue reading →

Announcer:  When we last left off (July 24) Adam was at the door of God’s cottage trying to convince his father to open the door and help him. Adam:  Dad! Please, it’s too hard to talk to you through this … Continue reading →

Announcer:  When we last left off (July 19) Eve had delivered her twin boys, and Mr. Satan had kissed then bit Adam. We take you now to the open air mansion of Adam and Eve. Eve:  Oh! This is exhausting! … Continue reading →

Announcer:  When we last left off, (June 26) Eve had just signed her children over to Mr. Satan, in the midst of giving birth to them. Mr. Satan:  Push, Eve, push harder. Adam:  No, pull, Eve! Pull! Wait! Don’t let … Continue reading →

Announcer:  When we last left off, (June 6) Mr. Satan, had kissed Eve, and proposed to be her children’s devilfather. We pick up where we left off, in the office of Mr. Satan, CEO of Eden Inc. Eve:  If I … Continue reading →

Announcer:  When we last left off, (June 2) Adam was asking Mr. Satan for the pill that had made Eve see the future. Mr. Satan:  Don’t forget, you owe me for this, right? Adam:  What will I owe? Mr. Satan:  … Continue reading →

Announcer:  When we last left off, (May 25) Adam was just about to sign The Garden of Eden over to Mr. Satan, causing God to threaten Armageddon. Adam:  Don’t take it personally, Dad, but, I’m going with Mr. Satan.  [Adam … Continue reading →

Announcer:  When we last left off, (May 14) Adam and Eve had challenged God to one last pitch to get them to sign with him and turn down Mr. Satan’s proposal to turn the Garden of Eden into Mr. Satan’s … Continue reading →

Announcer: When we last left off, (May 11) Mr. Satan had offered Adam and Eve a contract that would transform the Garden of Eden into an amusement park. Mr. Satan: Go on, sign it. Adam: I’m not sure. What’s it … Continue reading →