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Category Archives: Death Envy
The Price of Family
The next day at work, Yardrite found Brian day dreaming of Stephanie, while mindlessly wiping circles in the same spot of the same button for half an hour. “You’re going to get me divorced,” Yardrite started, “and that normally wouldn’t … Continue reading
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Clocking In At The Company Bar
Brian got six hours of wiping done in five. It was Friday, and Brian knew they never inspected on Friday, so he could afford to rush. He used his extra hour to clock in to the company bar, looking for … Continue reading
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Dying to Quit
The dead have it easy, everybody knows that. The dead have it easy, that’s why the living envy them. Brian wasn’t dead, so he was on his knees, wiping down the button, wishing he was dead. ‘It must be so … Continue reading
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Death Envy: One Horny Zombie
“Know any girls we could call?” Michael asked between mouthfuls of mashed potatoes. Brian had never seen anyone attack their mashed potatoes with such gusto before. He took mental note: the dead love mashed potatoes. While he was taking his … Continue reading
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Death Envy: Alive and Thirsty
The dead man sitting up’s name was labelled clearly: MICHAEL RADICKS printed in red letters across the glass of the button. He was hungry. Worse, he was thirsty and so he was knocking on the button’s window to get out … Continue reading
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Death Envy: What do you get the soon to be dissected?
Brian stood in front of the display case not knowing what to get his friend who was getting dissected. What do you get someone who’s stepping up by stepping out and will be too dead to ever truly appreciate what … Continue reading
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